Shakespeare is a programming language designed to look like one of the bard’s plays.
One of many programming languages designed for aesthetic or comedic reasons, Shakespeare writes code in the form of Shakespearean plays. Variables are declared in the dramatis personae, Acts and Scenes are goto labels, dialogue becomes code, and so on.
Here’s the beginning of a typical programme in Shakespeare:
The Infamous Hello World Program.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet’s insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
hero and thyself! Speak your mind!
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